Mascara Faces

Dear Delaware,

I’m sorry for the never ending jabs about your ugly license plates and how you’re so lame you can’t possible be the first state. I take back everything I’ve said about how the only thing you’re good for is a parking lot to sit in while you and your 15 year old friends wait for a bus to pick you up to go to Ocean City Maryland. I am ever so sorry that I claimed the only thing you were good for was to connect the northeast and the south. It’s alright you don’t have any national parks, Delaware and it is okay that half your state can’t decide whether it wants to be in Maryland or not. Because you gave magsimkat this, http://fireflyfestival.com. 

and for that, eldest state, we are forever in your debt.